"Go change into a piglet and root around the woods for acorns. I will perch on the couch and ambush unsuspecting siblings."
"I found something brown on the floor and put it in my mouth. I thought it was chocolate, but it wasn't."
"Nose hog" mistakenly said in place of "armadillo"
"If you were a Sesame Street character, you'd be the guy in the trash can!"
"You shouldn't be driving in my blind spot. You're gonna get yourself killed!"
"Raindrops are coming. They're falling from the moon!"
(Scooping in ice maker) "Did you know they hide ice in here?"
"Stop using old people language."
"I want to talk to that family. Their noses are cool."
"Someone should make cars run on peaches or sunshine."
"They belched their brains out."
"I have a tornado in my head." (headache)
"I just coughed up a frog."(you don't wanna know)
"Do fairies eat teeth?"
"I don't care if he has webbed feet and one eye, I just want to get married!"
"I packed my suitcase full of acorns."
"You need to shave your feet. They look old."
Ha ha. I like your quotes. They are pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteFrom:Jessica Roberts
was I want to talk to that family. Their noses are cool. chad?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that one was Drake. But Chad said the one about eating something that wasn't chocolate! Ughhh!
ReplyDeletehaha
ReplyDeletethe nose one was amanda
ReplyDeleteI spray painted a tree:)
ReplyDeleteGuess wht I jumped onto tree. It's branches we're not very strong. So the tree drooped down and I jumped off:);)$ it was awesome
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